Question Things overheard at Whateley (with or without context)

"Odds are pretty good that it'll explode. If it does, I planned that."

Rose Bunny wrote: "Odds are pretty good that it'll explode. If it does, I planned that."

Including bunnies?

Astrodragon wrote:

Rose Bunny wrote: "Odds are pretty good that it'll explode. If it does, I planned that."

Including bunnies?

... no.

" ...Was that a left before or after the Coffee and Chocolate Collider station?"

"A new trait is manifesting. MAN, I hate it when that happens."

"I knew I should have taken a left turn at Albuquerque..."

"Should that red light be blinking?"

"Remember the song 'There Is No Arizona'? Heh heh heh..."

"Occasionally you get lucky and there's a whole toad in the can."

"Should it BE that color?"

"No, I'm pretty sure that ghost peppers shouldn't actually contain ectoplasm"

"Damn it, Murphy! sigh Will someone please remove the zombie chipmunks before Anna arrives?"

"Why are you drawing a... no, just no, take that down to the secure summoning facility, and if Grimes doesn't approve of it first, don't even try."

"I'll need some advice from Jobe, she knows more about mer-people than I do."

"What's so wrong about arming my VI?"

"Calm down! It was a manifestation! Someone was pranking you, I swear that you didn't just disintegrate your boyfriend!"

"So, you promise my boobs will be back to normal size by morning?"

"Not funny, Adam. Now shift back and stop scaring people."

"A month of detention, and you're to write out the Canon of Psychic Ethics by hand fifty times before morning."

"When you say purple people eaters, do you mean they are purple, or they only eat purple people?"

"Do I want to know what happened or is it best I have plausible deniability when security shows up?"

"Security doesn't accept 'all the cool kids are doing it' as an excuse".

And now my ears are leaking out of my brain...

Y'al watch this!

"Don't tell Gooey-Ass, but this fancy European beer of his tastes like crap. Gimme a good old fashioned Bud outta my dad's downstairs fridge any day." "Oh, like you got the balls to sneak a beer back at home..."

You're using 'Bud' and 'good' in the same sentence. Does not compute, overflow, out of cheese error

Well, of course, that was how everyone knew the OD was lying about stealing beer from his father's cooler...

Astrodragon wrote: You're using 'Bud' and 'good' in the same sentence. Does not compute, overflow, out of cheese error

"good old-fashioned" is more an idiom for "reliable standby" than for "excellent".

To a Budmilloors lager drinker, lambics, Flemish ales, and Belgian red ales (anything with sourness) would taste like something went wrong in the fermentation.

Also, a 1/2 barrel keg of Bud Lite ( US$121 ) or Rolling Rock ( US$85 ) is far more affordable than something more substantial. like Fuller's London Pride ( US$244 ).

It also need to be mentioned that even now, the BMC drinkers in the US (what I understand are known as 'lager louts' in the UK) outnumber craft beer aficionados by something like 100 to 1. Admittedly, most of them are drinking with the sole purpose to get blotto, and could not care less about the taste (but at the same time don't want to be seen as 'effeminate' for drinking wine or wine coolers - though spiked seltzers such as White Claw seem to be OK - and don't want to spend extra for harder spirits). To them, the Gouyasse's Belgian beer would just seem weird - though given the Macho 'Murican bias of the ODS overall, they would probably say the same if it were Stella Artois (which is hardly any different from Budwater, and made by the same company) just for being Crazy Furriner Stuff.

So to re-rail this topic:

"Has anyone seen that vial of Sarin I just had here?"

" I highly doubt Razorback actually asked you to make him ice skates."

Rose Bunny wrote: " I highly doubt Razorback actually asked you to make him ice skates."

"Are rollerblades OK then?"

"Is it a demonic sorority house?"

DanZilla wrote: "Is it a demonic sorority house?"

Aren't they all?

I know they say that Poe is the headcase dorm, but I think it must be the queer dorm. I could swear I saw two guys from there holding hands and kissing at the movie!

"Call security! Someone's been making Soylent Green!"

"So, you two have been together for how long?"
"At last count, I've been pulling his ass out of the fire for nearly five years now."
"But I like fire!"
"I think you may begin to see the problem."
"Nearly five, so you must be coming up on an anniversary! I love anniversaries! What do you guys do to celebrate? It's got to be something romantic, right?"
"Celebrate? As in go out, in public, without getting paid for it?"
"That's kind of the point?"
"Actually, we double his antipsychotic and hide the knives."

Is it supposed to be that big?

It SHRANK!!!

"You're a Freshman?"

"No, eye of frog is not a suitable substitute."

"Put that back, Packrat. I don't care if you were going to return it later, just put it back now."

"Your avatar spirit is what?"

"Not in Venus Inc.'s studio, you aren't!"

"Oh, so that's where those brochures came from. Trews, call over to Maintenance and ask them for a ladder and some hedge trimmers."

"You're a teacher?"

Of course, I thought of another one half an hour later, while away from my computer and in a place where I couldn't use my phone:

"Uhm, no, sir, neither Miss Mason nor Sun Wukong are accredited teachers. It's just that after the students they were originally here for graduated, they've been coming by to teach special lessons from time to time, and eventually Mrs. Carson gave up trying to stop them..."

I have never seen Ratel back down like that. I'm scared.

Am I crazy, or does Cryptic's go along with my most recent one in some way?

I mean, if anyone is going to be intimidating to Rachel and Honey Boo Boo, one of those two (Ecila Mason and the Monkey King) are good candidates for it. Honey badger may not give a shit, but she recognizes a threat too big for even her to tackle when she sees one.

Hadn't thought of it hen I wrote it, but yeah it fits.

Are you sure you should do that?!!?

But it's a big red button. I HAVE to push it..

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, blame Petshop.

Jobe, what did you do?

Schol-R-LEA wrote: Am I crazy, or does Cryptic's go along with my most recent one in some way?

I mean, if anyone is going to be intimidating to Rachel and Honey Boo Boo, one of those two (Ecila Mason and the Monkey King) are good candidates for it. Honey badger may not give a shit, but she recognizes a threat too big for even her to tackle when she sees one.

Rachel and Honey Boo-Boo won't be intimidated by the Monkey King.

He loves to fight, same as she does.

After him trashing her a few times, and saying to her, "you need to learn more skill", it might sink in. She's more likely to listen to someone who can beat her in a scrap.

This would be a vignette worth reading...

Nah, she wouldn't be afraid of the Monkey King. She'd think he was FUN. Even if he regularly beats her. Especially if he does. That just means she gets to try again harder next time.

Ecila, on the other hand... I don't see how those two would end up fighting, but if they did, Rachel would end up too confused to continue, most likely. Still not afraid, but more of an existential quandary of "what's the point, with this one?"

Granted, just because Rachel backs down, it doesn't necessarily follow that SHE'S scared. It may just be common sense, which she does in fact possess even if it doesn't get applied often.

It's just that anything she's likely to back down from will be something that scares the bejeebers out of most others.

So maybe a voodo wolf of Sara.

"What happens if I press this button?"

"And if JOBE recombined the Sitraxia-xii/c variant with the Epomista strain, would you, too?"

Come on, pull her tail. I dare you...

"No, you can't build a Batmobile..."

"You meant a mobile made of bats,or for bats?"

No, Dear, Tail-Hook is not a good code-name....

"Odd, I could have sworn I've seen that policebox on the other side of the campus."

"Oops."

Was that side of the campus over there before?

"Again with the flying monkeys...."

"I'm pretty sure that the glowy trails were just supposed to be the animators' way of showing how fast Kaneda was going, y'know, persistence of vision and all that, right? But hey, if you think you can make your motorcycle make glowing contrails, well, uh... what's your DEV rating, again?"

(Hey! how'd you know I was thinking of including flying monkeys?)

Oh God, the Monkey King has monkey minions...Flying monkey minions


I'm not sure if mechanical flight is any better or worse then biological flight when it comes to monkeys.


Why did you throw a bucket of water on that MA student?


The Imp dared me to do it.

I'm lost!

I have a bad feeling about this...

I feel compelled to mock this horribly.

"Hahahahaha! Now I will be INVINC...."

"Either the air vent or the patio. RIGHT. NOW."

"Listen, we need to grab my roommate and get her to Doyle right away. I think she's in heat, and - crap! The guy she's been crushing on just showed up, damn it! Quick, take this toy mouse and distract her while I call Security."
(Jadis may have been on to something about there being too many cat girls on campus... Poor Felicitations, she's normally a very shy girl...)

Schol-R-LEA wrote: Poor Felicitations, she's normally a very shy girl...

"Who's the wiseass who told the puppy girl to take the codename 'Greetings'? I don't care if she's a good girl or not!"
"She does!"


"I can't believe they fell for that."

"Who makes, let alone uses, a weather control machine in this day and age?"

Cryptic wrote: "Who makes, let alone uses, a weather control machine in this day and age?"

"Weather forecasters for GNN?"

Here, hold my devisor coffee...

"Why would I read your mind? It would be like reading a book full of empty pages."

"He's a boy, I don't need to be a telepath or an empath to know what is on his mind. From 13 years old until death boys thing about sex 180 times an hour on the average."

"She's a girl; I already know what she's thinking about. Five times per minute, girls think about bogus statistics about boys thinking about sex. Proven fact; I checked with Foob, and the Foob tells no lies."

"You mean the same Foob who claimed to be the Easter Bunny last week?"

"Dude, he totally is the Easter Bunny. I mean, just think about it! Who else could hide eggs with such delicate care?"

"I still think it's Jobe, and the eggs are self-hiding. Have you noticed how sometimes they move when you aren't looking?"

"Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn--"

Court wrote: "Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn--"

"Miyet, it sounds like we're going to have to double your hairball medication again."

"I dont care if it is biomechanoid in the show, there is no way they are going to let you get Jobe to finish off your Cylon Raider"

" Says who? "

chorus of devisors and teachers "So say we all"

Don't go there!

Anne wrote: Don't go there!

You where warned not to go there.

This is your fault

"Hey, you know it's against the dress code to show that much of your skin, right?"

"What, this? This isn't my skin. There was a yardsale down in Dunwich and...."

I thought I saw...
Don't say it! If no one sees it it might go away!!!!

You idot.

It went that way....

You didn't...

Bek D Corbin wrote: You didn't...

...you did.Din't you?

Cryptic wrote:

Bek D Corbin wrote: You didn't...

...you did.Din't you?

elsewhere: "You know of course this means war"

Cryptic wrote:

Bek D Corbin wrote: You didn't...

...you did.Din't you?

...why would you ever!?!?

It was there!?

Why did you do that JOBE????

Anne wrote: Why did you do that JOBE????

"If you need to have it explained, you wouldn't understand the explanation."

That is so like Jobe.

I meant to do that!

"It's also a gun"

Not only did I get an A... it's also edible...

DanZilla wrote: Not only did I get an A... it's also edible...

If your name is Jimmy T.

"Two points, Mr. Fields. First, it is really tempting fate to start a demonstration by saying, 'Hold my beer while I do this. 'And second, you're not supposed to have beer."

"Yes, the song does say to 'put the lime in the coconut', but I don't think they meant genetically."

"Hey, guys? We ran into some trouble at work, and they just brought me to Doyle. I'm gonna need some friendly faces when I wake up. Oh, Billie, can you you get me a fresh set of clothes from our room? I'd do it but my time limit is almost up and I don't think I'm sane enough to recharge me."

RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's only a flesh wound.....it will grow back!

"Let's start our lesson on the Fae with some of the stereotypes and misconceptions about them... Anyone? Bueller?"

"My lawyer has advised me to plead the Fifth on such topics."

"Would you like that itemized list in alphabetic order or in order of importance?"

"Where would your next of kin want the flowers sent?"

"You made it out of what!?"

Beep-Beep-Beep. <Cellphone diaiing tones>

"Hello, is that the Workshop Waste Disposal Team? We may have a slight problem..."

---

And yes, this is based on real events...

Yes, it did happen more than once. :facepalm:

(I can hardly believe we forgot the classics ... )

It's alive. It's ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE

You built a WHAT for Peeper?

I don't want to hear your excuses.
You'll go straight to Mrs Carson and she will explain to you, among other things, why 'He will show up again' is NOT an acceptable response to the question why you temporally dislocated your roommate.

Class, this was not what I had in mind with 'creative and artistic use of components' and you knew it.
You have two hours detach this ... from Tiny Tim and return mr Musk's rocket to its launch pad. And I may reconsider barring all of you from the automotive labs for the rest of the year.

Oh my God, please tell me you didn't really pull her tail...

Mister D wrote: "You made it out of what!?"

Beep-Beep-Beep. <Cellphone diaiing tones>

"Hello, is that the Workshop Waste Disposal Team? We may have a slight problem..."

---

And yes, this is based on real events...

Yes, it did happen more than once. :facepalm:

Years ago, my office contracted for a two-day course taught by my graduate advisor.

"It was something like, I don't know, ten years and the entire department being moved to another building before we found a company that would even think of taking that jug of waste materials left over from your thesis."

That was awkward.

null0trooper wrote:

Mister D wrote: "You made it out of what!?"

Beep-Beep-Beep. <Cellphone diaiing tones>

"Hello, is that the Workshop Waste Disposal Team? We may have a slight problem..."

---

And yes, this is based on real events...

Yes, it did happen more than once. :facepalm:

Years ago, my office contracted for a two-day course taught by my graduate advisor.

"It was something like, I don't know, ten years and the entire department being moved to another building before we found a company that would even think of taking that jug of waste materials left over from your thesis."

That was awkward.

...

What did you do that made waste that was still safe to keep around for 10 years??

Malady wrote: What did you do that made waste that was still safe to keep around for 10 years??

It wasn't corrosive, so a polyethylene jug was good enough to hold the contents.
It was, however, contaminated with mercury salts, arsenic, and some other things you wouldn't want to consume.

'Y'know, when I first came to Whateley, I thought that I was gonna be a superhero and save the world. I'm only a Junior, and already I wondering how to wrangle being able to lift 5 tons into a Management Degree."

"Yes, I know what you're thinking- I just don't WANT to know what you're thinking."

"Y'know, after dating three Exemplar chicks, I'm starting to see the advantages of dating a GSD girl."

But where is the Earth shattering kaboom?

Morpheus wrote: But where is the Earth shattering kaboom?

That makes me so ANGRY!

Bek D Corbin wrote: "Y'know, after dating three Exemplar chicks, I'm starting to see the advantages of dating a GSD girl."

"And what's that supposed to mean?"

null0trooper wrote:

Mister D wrote: "You made it out of what!?"

Beep-Beep-Beep. <Cellphone diaiing tones>

"Hello, is that the Workshop Waste Disposal Team? We may have a slight problem..."

---

And yes, this is based on real events...

Yes, it did happen more than once. :facepalm:

Years ago, my office contracted for a two-day course taught by my graduate advisor.

"It was something like, I don't know, ten years and the entire department being moved to another building before we found a company that would even think of taking that jug of waste materials left over from your thesis."

That was awkward.

Another example i came across on Twitter,

https://twitter.com/adrianbowyer/status/1218643183153885185

As well as some of the other stories in that thread... :facepalm:

There was a blog... let me find it... Oh, here it is: blogs.sciencemag.org/pipeline/

More specifically, these entries: blogs.sciencemag.org/pipeline/search/Things+I+Wont+Work+With

"What do you mean by 'It just won't dissolve'?"

"Hey, don't give me that look! I was about to spill the beans and then Mrs. Horton's spell kicked in and I panicked. Besides, that excuse worked on Sailor Moon!"

(I keep imagining that if any of the various SM Abridged projects ever gets to Season 3, the joke will be that "Usagi doesn't like us talking about 'icky girl-love stuff' and asked us to always use 'cousins' as a euphemism when she's in earshot" or something like that. Also, this line is even funnier if you picture this as an exchange between two really butch-acting Poe boys.)

Malady wrote:

Bek D Corbin wrote: "Y'know, after dating three Exemplar chicks, I'm starting to see the advantages of dating a GSD girl."

"And what's that supposed to mean?"

"My mutant trait isn't 'Made Of Money'."

"What do you mean, you don't remember that? It was just twenty minutes ago!"
"Yeah, to you, but to me..."
*sigh* "Speedsters..."

Schol-R-LEA wrote: "What do you mean, you don't remember that? It was just twenty minutes ago!"
"Yeah, to you, but to me..."
*sigh* "Speedsters..."

This would be funny... But I've dealt with a friend and some family members with old-timer's disease... Then forgetting things becomes a source of fear...

Now back to the subject...
You found that WHERE!??!

"I wonder what would happen if we had another probability warper to bring in?"

Exactly how many probability warpers were in the room?

Anne wrote: Exactly how many probability warpers were in the room?

We're not sure. We couldn't collapse the waveform, so best guess... between 3 and 20?

"Magic 8 Ball says... Oh, there is no way in hell I'm going to try to pronounce that. Looks like you're on your own."

"So we put 3 probability warpers in the room and nothing happened?"

"And then?"

"We added a GOO next and it went down hill from there and this happened!"

How mess do you think this will get?

I don't know, but I'm not cleaning it up.

"Sorry, Miss, but unless you can provide some sort of documentation about your spirit's taboos, I'm afraid you'll need to put some clothes on."
"I've tried to! Whatever I put on just disappears!"

Mrs Carson will never know about this.

Anne wrote: Mrs Carson will never know about this.

I must never know what?

I am so glad Gollum is CGI and they can control the loin cloth thingy he wears or there would be a lot pf outtakes of Gollum ass.

I'm sorry to put that image in your head.

Cryptic wrote: I am so glad Gollum is CGI and they can control the loin cloth thingy he wears or there would be a lot pf outtakes of Gollum ass.

I'm sorry to put that image in your head.

It would give a whole new meaning to Gollum's ring.

(I'll go get my coat now...)

"Ah, so that's why there are chunks of cloned P. walkeri all over the linear accelerator..."
"Yeah, but look on the bright side, it beats CERN by a mile! Also, they proved that my Remote Time Retrieval devise works when the took the cell samples!"
/me wonders how long it will be before someone tried to pun-nish me for this joke... but its better than the 'Large Hard-On Collider' joke I originally had in mind.

"What the hell does Rick knowin' who he is gotta do with this 'e' number? I'da thought it would be called 'o' or somethin' if he's the one who came up with it..."

(One has to feel sorry for Ferret, since he's almost certainly the one tutoring Fantastico in math.)

"What's that ticking noise...?"

Schol-R-LEA wrote: "What the hell does Rick knowin' who is gotta do with this 'e' number? I'da thought it would be called 'o' or somethin' if he's the one who came up with it..."

(One has to feel sorry for Ferret, since he's almost certainly the one tutoring Fantastico in math.)

I confess I'm not getting the nature of Fantastico's misunderstanding here... probably because I'm not familiar enough with Texas accents to decypher the funektik aksent used here into a math pun.

Sir Lee wrote:

Schol-R-LEA wrote: "What the hell does Rick knowin' who is gotta do with this 'e' number? I'da thought it would be called 'o' or somethin' if he's the one who came up with it..."

(One has to feel sorry for Ferret, since he's almost certainly the one tutoring Fantastico in math.)

I confess I'm not getting the nature of Fantastico's misunderstanding here... probably because I'm not familiar enough with Texas accents to decypher the funektik aksent used here into a math pun.

I think there's a typo in the "knowin' who is" part and the intent was to ask "What the hell does knowin' who Rick is gotta do with this 'e' number?" Anyway, the joke is that Ferret's trying to teach him about Euler's Identity, but Fantastico is confused because he keeps hearing the phrase as "Oiler's identity" (which would be Rick Howser).

Pretty much what Kettlekorn said, yes.

"'An invocation to Mercury for protection against malware, spam, and DMCA takedowns'? Who the hell does this Book of Shadows belong to, anyway?"

Schol-R-LEA wrote: "'An invocation to Mercury for protection against malware, spam, and DMCA takedowns'? Who the hell does this Book of Shadows belong to, anyway?"

Thulia

How much did you say this Tao person pays for wetwork?

"Yes, I do have high enough regen to regrow it, but I'm not going to let you cut off my foot to use as some sort of luck charm!"

"Oh, please. Jokes about Barfagor and tentacles are just so last semester..."

(Between what Belphegor did to Grabby, and his failed attempt to capture Chaka, I imagine that such comments were all the rage in the Workshop for the requisite fifteen minutes.)

Who the fracking hell was in Jobe's lab and let this virus into the world!?

"Is that a Deathclaw in that cage?"

Schol-R-LEA wrote: "Is that a Deathclaw in that cage?"

I'd wait and come back when they bring the iced cinnamon deathclaws out.

"'Petunia Uno'? what the hell does that even mean, Lisa?"
"It means I'm gonna rip Fantastico's throat out and take a dump down the stump, that's what it means!"

(OK, all I know about the Oklahoma Capitol Building's on-site oil rig is the name and why it got it - thanks to a recent Mrs. History Guy video - but I have a feeling that slut-shaming jokes about being 'drilled in a flower bed' probably exist. This would probably seem to be the height of wit to a certain Texan and his hangers-on, and even then I expect one of the others gave him the idea.

Note that while she did live in Oklahoma for several years as a child, living under yet another assumed name after one of her parents' less successful 'ventures', her father is currently living in Berlin, NH to be closer to her when he isn't elsewhere on 'business'. Her mother, by contrast, is in Wheeling, WV, in a certain lovely place called The Jug. Her new family home inspired her unfortunate choice of codename, Catamount. The fact that her family name is Boller doesn't help, either.

Wow, I went waaaaay to in depth about an OC I made up on the spur of the moment for a micro a couple of months back . I guess once a stupid dirty joke grabs hold of me, I don't let it go until I've driven it into the ground.)

"If I find out which of you assholes taught Centurion the word 'catamite', they're gonna get an ass full of bison horns!"

On the campus PA system:
To the person who mixed vegemite in the nutella spread, please note that this was explicitly banned by the Whateley handbook, Section R, subsection 3.2, Paragraph 4.2c - hazardous or toxic substances in Crystal Hall. It would be best if you turned yourself in to administration or security before the very large mob of enraged students discovers your identity.

elrodw wrote: On the campus PA system:
To the person who mixed vegemite in the nutella spread, please note that this was explicitly banned by the Whateley handbook, Section R, subsection 3.2, Paragraph 4.2c - hazardous or toxic substances in Crystal Hall. It would be best if you turned yourself in to administration or security before the very large mob of enraged students discovers your identity.

Why? Razorback loves a good chase sequence

"Dammit, Mads, for the last time, I'm not tasting it! First, that's a terrible pun. Second, there's no way I'm putting something named after a disease in my mouth. Third, I don't want to know what you used instead of basil, never mind the pine nuts."

"Mr. Hagen... you, Mr. Petrie, and Mr. Fukhov may call pouring 2 liters of faex onto your ex-roommate's bed a prank, but I call it another month of detention in Hawthorne."

(Geez, Runestrong, way to hold a grudge. Though the real problem came because Ren actually got a bunch of the crap on his hand, which so startled him that he freaked out, resulted in all of the wiring for Emerson Cottage shorting out.)

on the loudspeaker in Crystal Hall:

"Attention, students.
While a very few students thought the Vegemite Nutella mix was amusing, some of you didn't believe we were serious about zero tolerance of such incidents. Yesterday's incident replacing the meatloaf with devisor haggis was way over the line. The perpetrator will be available this afternoon in Schuster Hall to make personal apologies to any students who had to visit Doyle to have their stomachs pumped. Security will be present to ensure the safety of the perpetrator, after which you can wave goodbye as DPA removes him from Whateley's grounds.
We warned you that we were serious."

Are you SURE this diagram is the right way up??

Did you say 'diaphragm'?

"She said 'diagram', I said 'diaphragm'. And stop stealing other people's papers! That's not even one of my a blueprints, dumbass, that's the instrumental sheet music for 'O Fortuna'!"

(Carmina Burana for electric vielle a roue? The mind reels. OK, so Wasamon - I think it was Wasamon - did say Electrodyne's instrument wasn't an electric hurdy-gurdy as such, but the original description sort of resembled one. Also, how bad does your eyesight have to be to confuse sheet music with a blueprint?)

"If you're not going to finish that coffee, I have a circuit board I need to etch."

You're the Solar Avatar? Huh. I was picturing golden skin, dreadlocks, and a leather fetish.

(OOC: geek cookie for those who get the reference)

Sun Ra, the Afrofuturist performer?

Bek D Corbin wrote: Sun Ra, the Afrofuturist performer?

Nope.
I could have also gone with "I expected you to be purple and have a tail."

Isn't that a character from Andromeda? Whatsername... Trance Gemini? Huh, then I guess that the other description would fit Tyr Anasazi. I don't know what either of them have to do with being a Solar Avatar, but... wait... a memory is coming...
[drool]Naked Lexa Doig on episode 3...[/drool]
...no, that wasn't it. But it was a good memory anyway.

Sir Lee wrote: Isn't that a character from Andromeda? Whatsername... Trance Gemini?

Trance, yes. Both her original orm and her post tie warp/later seasons form. Though now that I think about it with a picture in front of me, her hair is braided not dreads

In the last season Trance is revealed to be the Avatar of a Sun.

Sir Lee wrote: wait... a memory is coming...
[drool]Naked Lexa Doig on episode 3...[/drool]
...no, that wasn't it. But it was a good memory anyway.

Yes, very good memory.

~~

(This one is because of you Sir Lee.)

"I am NOT going as 'just completed Rommie' for Halloween you perv."

Cryptic wrote:

Bek D Corbin wrote: Sun Ra, the Afrofuturist performer?

Nope.
I could have also gone with "I expected you to be purple and have a tail."

-facepalm- I read that as She Ra.

Madskillz: "I don't know why everyone ran out of the labs when I mentioned Jobe and Delta Spike were nearby while I was building this."

Softdreams wrote: Madskillz: "I don't know why everyone ran out of the labs when I mentioned Jobe and Delta Spike were nearby while I was building this."

*BOOM*

Commander_Knight35 wrote:

Softdreams wrote: Madskillz: "I don't know why everyone ran out of the labs when I mentioned Jobe and Delta Spike were nearby while I was building this."

*BOOM*

"Dude... Why are you growing... TENTACLES?!"

Softdreams wrote:

Commander_Knight35 wrote:

Softdreams wrote: Madskillz: "I don't know why everyone ran out of the labs when I mentioned Jobe and Delta Spike were nearby while I was building this."

*BOOM*

"Dude... Why are you growing... TENTACLES?!"

"I'm a shifter, it's normal"

Commander_Knight35 wrote:

Softdreams wrote:

Commander_Knight35 wrote:

Softdreams wrote: Madskillz: "I don't know why everyone ran out of the labs when I mentioned Jobe and Delta Spike were nearby while I was building this."

*BOOM*

"Dude... Why are you growing... TENTACLES?!"

"I'm a shifter, it's normal"

"Is your friend a shifter too? I'm hoping the answer is a yes."

"Look, I'm sure the laws of thermodynamics are important and all, but I'm a chef, not a physicist. Neither I nor my chili is under their jurisdiction."

He, Sara, is Q a relative of yours?

~

-sigh- I told you not to bing Scooby Doo while doing your costuming homework. You look like Daphne as a Super.

"It seemed like a good idea at the time..."

Hold my devisor coffee and watch this

Days without accident=1

*boom*

Day without accident=0

Commander_Knight35 wrote: *boom*

Day without acciedent=0

"Another zero-day error, hm?"

"Miss Gillman? I don't know what that is stuck to the sole of your shoe, but I'm pretty sure it isn't toilet paper. Did you forget to scrub off after your latest trip?"

You built your power armor to resemble a xenomorph from the Aliens movies.

"It comes with drones styled after the facehuggers."

"You designed your 'cart' for the Power Armor rollerball derby as a Dalek?"

"I'm going to EX-TER-MIN-ATE! the competition!"

In the Secret Squirrels' nest: Did any of our cameras catch who left the framed copy of the Evil Overlord List at the doors of the Masterminds, Bad Seeds, and our clubhouses?

"No, sorry chief..." /oh crap his paranoia will know no bounds until he finds out.../

~~

Who the frack cloned me three times to create their own team of Powerpuff girls?

Cryptic wrote:
Who the frack cloned me three times to create their own team of Powerpuff girls?

Who were the clones made from?

Commander_Knight35 wrote:

Cryptic wrote:
Who the frack cloned me three times to create their own team of Powerpuff girls?

Who were the clones made from?

OC, was who I was thinking, but any decent supergirl knock off would work. Little tinkering, some cybernetics...

"OK, I'm stumped, how did you get it to over 150% alcohol?"

Schol-R-LEA wrote: "OK, I'm stumped, how did you get it to over 150% alcohol?"

How else am I supposed to get the Exemplars and Regens drunk?